He claims his heart is broken. He claims he could never trust me again. And he also claims that he was saving himself (and his body) for me. Oh please. I think! So I was left with a nasty chat conversation over MSN this morning and the parting words of “I will never come to Sydney and do not call me again.” The Austrian has yet to block me from his MSN chat list. So much for doing my part for tourism in Australia! This miscommunication is not just limited to Europeans. My friend Sam has found the love of his life in Brazil. They have not even met yet, but when Sam brought the subject of sleeping with other men his Brazilian lover Mario burst out crying.

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Even hetero couples are having problems communicating. I had a lunch get together with my friend Lea to discuss the Austrian situation. Lea is in the same predicament. Hers is a typical long distance romance story. She met her boy while studying at University. He is from Norway and she is from Indonesia. They fell in love a few weeks before he finished his degree. She is now doing her PHD. She is here for the next four years and he is based in Oslo. She is cute and all the guys are after her. She likes to pasha and he is the jealous type. Can it work?

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The Austrian and I had our first and final fight over MSN messenger last night. I should have listened to my grandmother (see Amor de lijos, amor de pendejos). Long distance relationships can never work…specially ones that have a language barrier. We have broken up. It seems the rules of our pseudo relationship somehow got lost in translation. A bit of background info….I had spent one passionate night with Paul, also known as the Austrian. The next day he had gone back to Vienna. We had been exchanging emails and chat messages since then. He was supposed to come back in May. I was hoping to get to know him better in May…and see what happens then. I know there was no future…so I was still open for inspection…at least until May…I am thinking all along..I am still single.

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In an attempt to get my mind away from yesterday’s horoscope revelation (see Me, Myself and I), I decided to spend the day with my urban family. We were not quite the Fab Four, but just four typical Sydney gay single boyf riends spending an evening as a family. It has been a while since the crew was together. Todd was missing as he was in Brisbane visiting his real family.

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He somehow is thinking….we are in a monogamous relationship…..he is saving himself for me until May. Somehow, our messages gets mixed up...his German...My English….he’s from Mars and I’m from Uranus. So he catches me on Gayromeo.com chatting to other guys. Yes, I was caught cyber cheating. I was caught with my hands on the keyboard. In my defense, I claim that I was only chatting. In reality, I have been sleeping around. But we never had the monogamous chat. This is not really a relationship. Or was it? Is his online dictionary not working?

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